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99 Ways To Keep The Crust Alive When You Turn 30 & Your Guitarist Has Kids

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	1.	Intro 01:23		buy track
	2.	I Think My Girlfriend Killed Herself 01:02		buy track
	3.	You Ever Listen to Van Halen? 00:15		buy track
	4.	Smegma 00:20		buy track
	5.	Remember The Early 2000's? 00:21		buy track
	6.	Shakes His Spear 00:30		buy track
	7.	50 Decks 00:40		buy track
	8.	The Ski Club 00:24		buy track
	9.	Varsity Boys 00:36		buy track
	10.	Volley Ball (That is Life) 00:37		buy track
	11.	Mama & Nana 01:02		buy track
	12.	Dexter 01:04		buy track
	13.	Vape Nation 00:14		buy track
	14.	Porn In The U.S.A. 00:42		buy track
	15.	Soft Cocks are Okay 00:22		buy track
	16.	Sexual Ovarture 00:19		buy track
	17.	The Majority 00:25		buy track
	18.	Senile Farts 00:30		buy track
	19.	Paddle Sack Patty Whack 00:27		buy track
	20.	Catapillar 01:28		buy track
	21.	Slow Sludge 00:39		buy track
	22.	Doom 3 Ruined Chris G's Education 00:22		buy track
	23.	Ninja 00:49		buy track
	24.	Spiderweb Of Fury 00:21		buy track
	25.	Sucker 01:06		buy track
	26.	July 1986 00:48		buy track
	27.	Brainless Boob 01:01		buy track
	28.	Of Course I can 00:17		buy track
	29.	The Media 00:53		buy track
	30.	Goosebumps 01:15		buy track
	31.	Metal Gear Ponder 03:30		buy track
	32.	Napalm Breath 00:14		buy track
	33.	At The Zoo 00:56		buy track
	34.	Free Shit 00:22		buy track
	35.	Gauntlet 00:47		buy track
	36.	9 Volt 00:20		buy track
	37.	Interlude 00:45		buy track
	38.	Dave Davidson 00:41		buy track
	39.	Life Is a Journey 00:26		buy track
	40.	Mama 00:38		buy track
	41.	Drive Thru order #1 00:08		buy track
	42.	Erica 00:34		buy track
	43.	Drive Thru Order #2 00:06		buy track
	44.	Beautiful Young Lady 00:27		buy track
	45.	Drive Thru Order #3 00:06		buy track
	46.	Gerry 00:40		buy track
	47.	Drive Thru Order #4 00:03		buy track
	48.	National Honor Society 01:19		buy track
	49.	Drive Thru Order #5 00:07		buy track
	50.	Demons Of Hell 00:47		buy track
	51.	Cream Ale 00:25		buy track
	52.	Gamecube 00:21		buy track
	53.	Old Man 01:09		buy track
	54.	Dungeon Crawler 00:31		buy track
	55.	Potato 00:34		buy track
	56.	Gonna' Die In The Rat's Hottub 00:56		buy track
	57.	The Law 00:20		buy track
	58.	Cop Killa' 00:31		buy track
	59.	Marriage 01:05		buy track
	60.	Harambe (Dicks Out) 01:31		buy track
	61.	Dungeon Master 00:56		buy track
	62.	Diablo Dos 00:30		buy track
	63.	Cosmic Claw 01:39		buy track
	64.	Shark Tank 00:26		buy track
	65.	Terrible Dinner 00:48		buy track
	66.	6 Songs 00:50		buy track
	67.	Arguments 00:03		buy track
	68.	The Victim 00:06		buy track
	69.	Concluding 00:31		buy track
	70.	Gauntlet Continuum 00:10		buy track
	71.	Thall Shall Spread 00:09		buy track
	72.	Protection 00:10		buy track
	73.	Hey, I'll Vote For you 00:07		buy track
	74.	I'm Not Degrading You 00:09		buy track
	75.	Dirtee? 00:09		buy track
	76.	Nope 00:06		buy track
	77.	Tip Of The Iceberg 00:09		buy track
	78.	Sexually Used 00:12		buy track
	79.	Manwhore 00:06		buy track
	80.	HH2 00:56		buy track
	81.	Drive Thru window #1 00:14		buy track
	82.	Tetris 00:19		buy track
	83.	Drive Thru Window #2 00:14		buy track
	84.	Juggs 00:42		buy track
	85.	Earl 00:41		buy track
	86.	Sexual Urges 00:18		buy track
	87.	A Master & His Fellows 00:31		buy track
	88.	Dungeon Emperor 02:13		buy track
	89.	The Dookie Spiral 00:29		buy track
	90.	Get Up! 00:25		buy track
	91.	Touch You There 00:07		buy track
	92.	Turkey Grinder 00:24		buy track
	93.	As We Go On 01:06		buy track
	94.	Happy Meal 00:43		buy track
	95.	Horse Grinder 00:22		buy track
	96.	He's Got Kids 00:59		buy track
	97.	Sprinkle 00:11		buy track
	98.	Finally Eating Your Food 02:11		buy track
	99.	Outro 00:44		buy track

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released August 12, 2018

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Penis Shit Pile Rochester, New York

Chris "Goro Hands" Giordano - Guitar
Richard W.B. Leigh - Vocals
The Rat - Drums
Kurt - Bass

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